wisdom quotes (page 6)

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Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking on the form of a readiness to die.
Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler- and less trouble
It's better to be looked over, than overlooked
The only way to get rid of corruption in high places is to get rid of high places.
It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be.
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.
Build a better mouse trap... and you'll be sued by someone who patented mouse trapping devices in 1993.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
Speak softly, but carry an M16.
nothing brings people closer than a common enemy
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.
The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty
There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.
It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
Be Nice To Your Kids; They'll Pick Out Your Nursing Home.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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