marriage quotes

Marriage, the ultimate adventure of both man and woman on Earth. Many go through this with happy smiles and can last forever, some are not so lucky - or they are :) and will divorce in a few months or years. Marriage is the ultimate test of the relationship as the daily routines can distroy of whatever excitement there could be. Smile around with the marriage quotes we have collected and enjoy !

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life 
Divorce - the past tense of marriage.
A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
A man does not know what happiness is, until he is married. By then it is too late.
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
Why get married and make one miserable, when I can stay single and make thousands miserable.
Successful marriage depends on two things - finding the right person and being the right person.  
Love may be blind but marriage is an eye opener.
Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. 
My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
top quotes
Below we have the top quotes as they were voted on by the visitors of
  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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