wisdom quotes (page 9)

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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Put all your eggs in one basket- and watch the basket
Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
James Tiberius Kirk: "Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim."
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller
RIAA - Raping Independent Artists of America
If you sell water don't sue mother nature expecting to stop the coming rain.
D is for Diploma -- words to live by in College
The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own
Principles have no real force except when one is well fed
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking
senility, n.: The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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