wisdom quotes (page 4)

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
God Bless America, where laws are passed to protect people from the legal system.
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." - Thomas Paine
The intelligence of a group is inversely proportionate to its size
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it.
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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