Army quotes Part 1

 

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To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
2.
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
3.
Murphy's Law of Combat: "Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"
4.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words
5.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
6.
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
7.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
8.
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
9.
If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
10.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
11.
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
12.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
13.
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
14.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.
15.
Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.
16.
Friendly fire - isn't.
17.
When in doubt empty the magazine.
18.
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
19.
Clever is getting out alive.
20.
The easy way is always mined.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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