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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
I AM, therefore I THINK!
There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages
No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.
Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
A penny saved is a penny taxed.
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.
Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people
The worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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