Wisdom quotes Part 7

 

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There are three ways to make money. You can inherit it. You can marry it. You can steal it.
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Friends, n.: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them. People who know you well, but like you anyway.
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Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
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In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. -- Mark Twain
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A bad day at Disneyland is still better than a good day at work.
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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
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There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world -- Albert Einstein
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It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.
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Opportunity only knocks once (if at all).
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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
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No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
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A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
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Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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B. S. = Bull Shit M. S. = More Shit P.h.D. = Piled Higher and Deeper
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You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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