political quotes

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Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country." - Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946), 2nd in command of the Third Reich
After 9/11, Bush made two statements: "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity." and "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism." ..Sounds like everything is going according to plan.
Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
"An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our Homeland." - Adolph Hitler
There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." -- President G. W. Bush
If We All Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
George, the French called! They want their statue back.
"What good fortune for those in power, that people don't think!" -- Hitler
Whenever a politician starts talking about "the children," keep one eye on your wallet and the other on your liberty.
I'll take terrorism over totalitarianism
bush implied that the only reason to have a nuclear arsenal would be to take over the world.. irronic, isn't it?
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter" -- Winston Churchill
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me!
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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