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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running
around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
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Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;
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Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind
that can be traced back to you.
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That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!
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Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
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windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating
system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand
1-bit of competition
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Error! Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
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Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
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Real programmers don't comment! It was hard to write, It should be hard to read!
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Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
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"I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have
logged on yet. Here's what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come
to me and say 'Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the
Internet?'" --Mike Godwin, Electronic Frontier Foundation
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The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux
computer.
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MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure!
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MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
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