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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;
Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!
Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row
My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition
Error! Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Real programmers don't comment! It was hard to write, It should be hard to read!
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
"I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on yet. Here's what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say 'Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet?'" --Mike Godwin, Electronic Frontier Foundation
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure!
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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