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A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
When a friend is in trouble, do not annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think of something and do it.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
A friend is someone who believes in you, when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Friendship is like a melon....you must try one hundred to find a good one.
A hug is like a boomerang...you get it back right away.
Life is slippery, here take my hand.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
There are big ship and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
It is the friends that you can call up at 4 am that matter.
Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
We are all travellers in the wilderness of the world, and the best that we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
Stay is a charming word in a friends vocabulary.
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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