wisdom quotes (page 8)

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
In the first place God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends
A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.
Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Always keep a record of data - it indicates you've been working.
Most of our lives are about proving something, either to ourselves or to someone else.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The moral sense enables one to perceive morality- and avoid it; the immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality- and enjoy it
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have in charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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