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wisdom quotes (page 2)
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
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Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim
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Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
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If you love something very much, give it away. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If
it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
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Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business.
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
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I doubt, therefore I might be.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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When bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
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Cole's Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing
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- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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