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21.
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
22.
Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim
23.
Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.
24.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
25.
Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.
26.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
27.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
28.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
29.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
30.
If you love something very much, give it away. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
31.
Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business.
32.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
33.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
34.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
35.
When bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
36.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
37.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
38.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
39.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
40.
Cole's Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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