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Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
As we say in Calculus, "Wanna be tangent to my curves?"
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
I caught my daughter playing with the electrical outlet, and she gave herself quite a shock. I had to ground her.
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
what does your robot do, sam? .. it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
I never pirated was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night..
If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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