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61.
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We're sorry, the phone number you have reached is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90
degrees and try your call again
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62.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know
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63.
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Caution: I drive like you do.
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64.
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Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes
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65.
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A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you
never look any older?"
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66.
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Why can't you be a non-conformist like everybody else?
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67.
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Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
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68.
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I used to wonder what was so holy about a silent night, now I have a child.
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69.
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Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build...targets
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70.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
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71.
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I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
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72.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months
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If you're anything like me... and I know I am...
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74.
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Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make
out the numbers.
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75.
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Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v Wade? A: He doesn't care how black people leave
New Orleans.
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76.
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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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77.
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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78.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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79.
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I told my wife she should treat me like a fine wine..... --- She locked me in a dark cellar....
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80.
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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
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