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WASHINGTON, DC - On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act, sweeping
new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless
Americans.
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We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
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183.
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Acme Funeral parlor. You stab 'em. We slab 'em.
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two of them were just
napping.
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Drive defensively, buy a tank.
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186.
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Warning: Reading between my lines results in blank verse.
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187.
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"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months
more."
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Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
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189.
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Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest
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I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years
ago. -- Will Rogers
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Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
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When I say my prairs, I swear I hear a busy signal in my ears.
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Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she
would stay In better spirits night and day.
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NRA Lobby Warns Congress Not To Try Anything Stupid
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Blame Me: I voted for Nader!
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I dialed one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900
numbers.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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He ended the job as he began it; fired with enthusiasm.
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