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PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
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11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium Pro.
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"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." -E. W. Dijkstra
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All of my errors and spelling mistakes are the fault of Microsoft, and their buggy keyboard handling in the OS.
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Try to remove the color-problem by restarting your computer several times. -- Microsoft-Internet Explorer README.TXT
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.vbs = Virus Bearing Script?
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SCSI: System Can't See It
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For too long, power has been concentrated in the hands of "root" and his "wheel" oligarchy. From now on, all admin functions will be handled by the People's Committee for Democratically Organizing the System (PC-DOS)
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Bushnell's Underdog Theory: "Anything can manage a 10% share against Microsoft, no matter how absurd its problems."
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Most Linux documentation is like driving directions that have been written in alphabetical order by street name: although technically all of the information is there, to sift through it you need either plenty of practice, or plenty of time.
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BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
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OS/2 = Obsolete Soon Too
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NAPSTER = No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying
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Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!
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LISP = Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
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AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addictiction
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WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
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Hard Disk: A device that allows users to delete vast quantities of data with simple mnemonic commands.
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. (404)
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  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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