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Windows 2000: Designed for the Internet. The Internet: Designed for UNIX.
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A beowulf cluster of Cisco routers? Isn't that the Internet?
43.
:-) = I am happy - :^) = I am happy with my big nose - C:\> = I am happy with my OS
44.
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
45.
WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
46.
I refuse to forfeit my freedoms for a little security- I login as root every time!
47.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
48.
I don't need to go outside, my CRT tan'll do me just fine.
49.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
50.
MCSE == Mentally Challenged Slave of the Empire.
51.
"Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." - Andrew Brown
52.
Network: An electronic means of allowing more than one person at a time to corrupt, trash, and otherwise cause permanent damage to useful information.
53.
Linux: Where do you want to GO... Oh, wait, I'm already there!
54.
Microsoft Rule #3: GUI standards are no longer necessary. Shiny objects are always user-friendly.
55.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
56.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
57.
Double your disk space - delete Windows!
58.
Did you know that..Some Dreamcast games use Microsoft's Windows CE as their operating system!
59.
Open Source is the guillotine, Linux is the blade; IBM gives it weight and Apple sharpens it.
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Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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