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Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)
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Windows has detected a mouse movement. Please restart Windows so changes can take effect.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
24.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso
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What is this talk of 'release?' Klingons do not make software 'releases.' Our software 'escapes,' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Linux is like a teepee: no windows; no gates; Apache inside
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If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
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63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs, ya get 1 whacked with a service pack, now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!!
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I pledge allegiance to the internet and to the principle of end-to-end connectivity for which it stands. One network, under construction, with liberty and access for all.
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Late to bed and early to rise gives a hacker blood-shot eyes.
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PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics
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A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
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BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
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Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
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CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/N)
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
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Microsoft Zen - Become one with the blue screen.
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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