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1.
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
2.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
3.
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
4.
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
5.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
6.
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
7.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
8.
When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige situation?
9.
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
10.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
11.
Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
12.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
13.
If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
14.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
15.
If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
16.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
17.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
18.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
20.
If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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