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21.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
22.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
23.
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
24.
Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that?
25.
How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?
26.
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
27.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
28.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
29.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
30.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
31.
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
32.
If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements?
33.
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
34.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
35.
How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
36.
Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker??
37.
Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"?
38.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
39.
Why do we wash BATH TOWELS; aren't we clean when we use them?
40.
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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