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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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22.
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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24.
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Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that?
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25.
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How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?
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26.
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the
whole plane out of the same substance?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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28.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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30.
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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31.
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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32.
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If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements?
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33.
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If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
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34.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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35.
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How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
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36.
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Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker??
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37.
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Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"?
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38.
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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are
opposites?
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39.
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Why do we wash BATH TOWELS; aren't we clean when we use them?
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40.
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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