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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
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War Dims Hope for Peace
63.
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
66.
Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
67.
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
68.
Child's death ruins couple's holiday
69.
Child's stool great for use in garden
70.
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
71.
Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
72.
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
73.
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
74.
Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
75.
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
76.
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
77.
Farmer bill dies in house
78.
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
79.
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
80.
Organ festival ends in smashing climax
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top quotes
Below we have the top quotes as they were voted on by the visitors of witty-quotes.com.
  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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