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funny headlines (page 4)
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61.
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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
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62.
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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63.
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Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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64.
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Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
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65.
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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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66.
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Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
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67.
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Milk drinkers are turning to powder
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68.
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Child's death ruins couple's holiday
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69.
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Child's stool great for use in garden
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70.
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Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
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72.
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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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NJ judge to rule on nude beach
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74.
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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
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75.
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Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
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76.
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Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
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77.
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Farmer bill dies in house
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78.
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Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
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79.
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Dealers will hear car talk at noon
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80.
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Organ festival ends in smashing climax
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top quotes
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they were voted on by the visitors of witty-quotes.com.
- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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