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Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Infertility unlikely to be passed on
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Actual Headline: Work after Death
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Child's death ruins couple's holiday
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Milk drinkers are turning to powder
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Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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Lack of brains hinders research
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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
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Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
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How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores
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top quotes
Below we have the top quotes as they were voted on by the visitors of witty-quotes.com.
  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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