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Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the
morning and cannot be cast out.
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Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
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Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
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Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
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Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
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Negligent, adj.. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
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Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
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Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
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Flatulence, n.. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
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Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
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Testicle n. A humorous question on an exam.
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Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
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Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
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Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.
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Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets
stuck there.
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Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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