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Power, n.: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Nothing needs reforming as much as other people's habits
the Five Stages of Acquisition: Infatuation, Justification, Appropriation, Obsession, and Resale
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
The new childcare-screening legislation sends a powerful message to Americans: If you want to harass children, get your own, as no parent-screening legislation will be in the works anytime soon.
The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field. There is progress.
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top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.


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