you know when you have grown up when (page 2)


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21.
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22.
"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23.
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24.
You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25.
When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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