happy birthday quotes


 
1. 
Many many happy returns of the day
2. 
May the best of your past be the best of your future.
3. 
Happy birthday
4. 
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
5. 
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
6. 
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
7. 
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
8. 
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
9. 

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. 

10. 
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once 
11. 
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
 
top quotes
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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