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21.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
22.
"Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."
23.
"There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."
24.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing service will be discontinued until further notice.
25.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
26.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
27.
The third verse of 'Blessed Assurance' will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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