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wisdom quotes (page 9)
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Put all your eggs in one basket- and watch the basket
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Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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James Tiberius Kirk: "Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim."
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With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller
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RIAA - Raping Independent Artists of America
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If you sell water don't sue mother nature expecting to stop the coming rain.
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D is for Diploma -- words to live by in College
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The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own
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Principles have no real force except when one is well fed
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Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
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The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking
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senility, n.: The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
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top quotes
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- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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