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81.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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82.
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Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
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83.
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I AM, therefore I THINK!
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84.
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There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less
savage than the other savages
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85.
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No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.
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86.
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If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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87.
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It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.
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88.
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Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
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89.
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of
it.
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90.
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A penny saved is a penny taxed.
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91.
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Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
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92.
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I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.
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93.
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Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.
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94.
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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95..
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Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people
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96.
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The worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
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97.
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An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
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98.
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read
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99.
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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100.
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A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
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