words of wisdom - wisdom quotes


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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
2.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
3.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
4.
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master.
5.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -- Albert Einstein
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If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.
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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
9.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
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You never truely understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother. --Albert Einstein
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Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
12.
The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
13.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
14.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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