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Power, n.: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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Nothing needs reforming as much as other people's habits
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63.
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the Five Stages of Acquisition: Infatuation, Justification, Appropriation, Obsession, and
Resale
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only
your skin
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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The new childcare-screening legislation sends a powerful message to Americans: If you want to
harass children, get your own, as no parent-screening legislation will be in the works anytime
soon.
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The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the
Founder of his religion was known as a field. There is progress.
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