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21.
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Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
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22.
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As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
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23.
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Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
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24.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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25.
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If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.
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26.
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You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
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27.
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Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
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28.
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life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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29.
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Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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30.
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It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
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31.
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You never learn anything by doing it right.
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32.
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Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
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33.
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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
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34.
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I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant,
someone left town.
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35.
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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from
a baby.
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36.
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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
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37.
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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38.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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39.
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A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a
corporation.
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40.
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Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
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