21. |
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? |
22. |
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? |
23. |
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? |
24. |
Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that?
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25. |
How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies? |
26. |
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
27. |
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? |
28. |
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? |
29. |
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
30. |
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? |
31. |
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? |
32. |
If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements? |
33. |
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
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34. |
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? |
35. |
How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour? |
36. |
Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker??
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37. |
Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"? |
38. |
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? |
39. |
Why do we wash BATH TOWELS; aren't we clean when we use them? |
40. |
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? |