Witty Quotes Haven: Southern Medical Terminology

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Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
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Tumor - More than one.
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Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
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Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
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Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
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Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
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Dilate - To live long.
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Benign - What you be after you be eight.
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Genital - Non-Jewish person.
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Node - I knew it.
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Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
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Seizure - Roman emperor.
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Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
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Enema - Not a friend.
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Tablet - A small table.
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Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
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Secretion - Hiding something
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Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
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Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
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Varicose - Near by/close by