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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead |
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Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use |
3. |
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope |
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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax |
5. |
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
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6. |
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge |
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Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
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8. |
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over |
9. |
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter |
10. |
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers |
11. |
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half |
12. |
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms |
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Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
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14. |
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One |
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Stolen Painting Found by Tree |
16. |
Actual Headline: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft |
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Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case |
18. |
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While |
19. |
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges |
20. |
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group |