1. |
Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. |
2. |
Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. |
3. |
You keep more food than beer in the fridge. |
4. |
6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. |
5. |
You hear your favorite song in an elevator. |
6. |
You watch the weather channel. |
7. |
Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." |
8. |
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. |
9. |
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." |
10. |
You're the one calling the police because those #%$@! kids next door won't turn down the stereo. |
11. |
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. |
12. |
You don't know what time taco bell closes anymore. |
13. |
Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. |
14. |
You feed your dog science diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. |
15. |
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. |
16. |
You take naps. |
17. |
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. |
18. |
Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. |
19. |
You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. |
20. |
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." |