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Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encountereth.
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2. |
Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping.
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3. |
Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence and then walk away as if thou hast been offended by me!
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4. |
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watchest me eat.
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5. |
Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 3 a.m.
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6. |
Thou shalt not WATCHEST the cat while she is in her litterbox. (she liketh her privacy)
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7. |
Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises.
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8. |
Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy findeth in the yard.
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9. |
Thou shalt not run away in pursuit of a good time. (thou hast been neutered)
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10. |
Thou shalt refrain with becoming overly friendly with my mother-in-law's leg. |
11. |
Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.
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12. |
Thou shalt not hide thy bones under my pillow.
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13. |
Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.
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14. |
Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree.
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15. |
Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.
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16. |
Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.
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17. |
Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.
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