Witty Quotes Haven: Computer Quotes

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Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)
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Windows has detected a mouse movement. Please restart Windows so changes can take effect.
23.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso
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What is this talk of 'release?' Klingons do not make software 'releases.' Our software 'escapes,' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Linux is like a teepee: no windows; no gates; Apache inside
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If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
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63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs, ya get 1 whacked with a service pack, now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!!
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I pledge allegiance to the internet and to the principle of end-to-end connectivity for which it stands. One network, under construction, with liberty and access for all.
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Late to bed and early to rise gives a hacker blood-shot eyes.
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PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics
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A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
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BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
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Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
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CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/N)
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
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Microsoft Zen - Become one with the blue screen.