21. |
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N) |
22. |
Windows has detected a mouse movement. Please restart Windows so changes can take effect. |
23. |
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... |
24. |
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. |
25. |
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. |
26. |
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso |
27. |
What is this talk of 'release?' Klingons do not make software 'releases.' Our software 'escapes,' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. |
28. |
The world is coming to an end. Please log off. |
29. |
Linux is like a teepee: no windows; no gates; Apache inside |
30. |
If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy. |
31. |
63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs, ya get 1 whacked with a service pack, now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!! |
32. |
I pledge allegiance to the internet and to the principle of end-to-end connectivity for which it stands. One network, under construction, with liberty and access for all. |
33. |
Late to bed and early to rise gives a hacker blood-shot eyes. |
34. |
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics |
35. |
A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster. |
36. |
BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding |
37. |
Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves. |
38. |
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/N) |
39. |
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... |
40. |
Microsoft Zen - Become one with the blue screen. |