21. |
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out. |
22. |
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. |
23. |
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake. |
24. |
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. |
25. |
If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church. |
26. |
You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
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27. |
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. |
28. |
life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while |
29. |
Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. |
30. |
It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow. |
31. |
You never learn anything by doing it right. |
32. |
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other. |
33. |
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
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34. |
I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
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35. |
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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36. |
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. |
37. |
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. |
38. |
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. |
39. |
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. |
40. |
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. |