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To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target |
2. |
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. |
3. |
Murphy's Law of Combat: "Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder" |
4. |
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words |
5. |
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. |
6. |
If the enemy is in range, so are you. |
7. |
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. |
8. |
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. |
9. |
If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike. |
10. |
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. |
11. |
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous. |
12. |
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. |
13. |
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun. |
14. |
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified. |
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Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires. |
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Friendly fire - isn't. |
17. |
When in doubt empty the magazine. |
18. |
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. |
19. |
Clever is getting out alive. |
20. |
The easy way is always mined. |