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southern medical terminology (page 2)
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Colic - A sheep dog.
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Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
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D&C - Where Washington is.
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Coma - A punctuation mark.
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Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
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G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
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Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
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Fester - Quicker than someone else.
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Post Operative - A letter carrier.
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Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
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Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
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Fibula - A small lie.
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