21.

It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.

22.

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"

23.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

24.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

25.

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.

26.

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.

27.

"Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property." - Napolean Bonaparte

28.

In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is; you're what's left.

29.

The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.

30.

What part of "You don't understand anything" don't you understand?

31.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job.

32.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

33.

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

34.

One of the mysteries of human conduct is why adult men and women are ready to sign documents they do not read, at the behest of salesmen they do not know, binding them to pay for articles they do not want, with money which they do not have.

35.

"When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right." - Gahan Wilson

36.

My rules apply only to other people, not myself.

37.

Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books nobody can read

38.

A married man can do anything he likes if his wife doesn't mind; a widower can't be too careful.

39.

Before the beginning there were hot lumps. Cold and lonely, they floated noiselessly thru the black holes of space.

40.

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.