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good questions (page 3)
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If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do?
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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When people say "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed," What side is the right side?
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46.
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
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Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
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When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?
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Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
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top quotes
Below we have the top quotes as they were voted on by the visitors of witty-quotes.com.
- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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