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church bulletin (page 2)
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when
A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
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"Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."
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"There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing service will be discontinued until further
notice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to
the deterioration of some older ones.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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The third verse of 'Blessed Assurance' will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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