Witty Quotes Haven: Funny Signs

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Notice In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
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In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extrcted by the latest Methodists.
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Notice In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
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"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
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In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
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In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
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Notice In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
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Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.
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At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
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Notice In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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Notice In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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Sign At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
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In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
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In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
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In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.