61. |
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
62. |
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? |
63. |
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire |
64. |
The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. |
65. |
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. |
66. |
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. |
67. |
God Bless America, where laws are passed to protect people from the legal system. |
68. |
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." - Thomas Paine |
69. |
The intelligence of a group is inversely proportionate to its size |
70. |
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. |
71. |
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. |
72. |
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. |
73. |
I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it.
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74. |
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to. |
75. |
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. |
76. |
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. |
77. |
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. |
78. |
Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many. |
79. |
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps. |
80. |
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? |