41. |
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. |
42. |
Keep that sense of humor; it's critical. |
43. |
I envy my dog because..He always tries to put his head between some girls legs, and they pet him! |
44. |
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. |
45. |
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
46. |
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money |
47. |
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. |
48. |
Things are only impossible until they're not. |
49. |
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. |
50. |
People who say it can't be done, should not interrupt those of us who are doing it. |
51. |
There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isnt a train. |
52. |
Please excuse my bad English; I'm American. |
53. |
Give the gift of love, and people think you're cheap. Give them a cheap bit of crap, and they love you for it. Go figure. |
54. |
Incoming fire has the right of way. |
55. |
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. |
56. |
When tempted to fight fire with fire, keep in mind that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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57. |
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. |
58. |
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. |
59. |
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason. |
60. |
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. |