Witty Quotes Haven: Words of Wisdom

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41.
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
42.
Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.
43.
I envy my dog because..He always tries to put his head between some girls legs, and they pet him!
44.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
45.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
46.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
47.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
48.
Things are only impossible until they're not.
49.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
50.
People who say it can't be done, should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.
51.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isnt a train.
52.
Please excuse my bad English; I'm American.
53.
Give the gift of love, and people think you're cheap. Give them a cheap bit of crap, and they love you for it. Go figure.
54.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
55.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
56.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, keep in mind that the Fire Department usually uses water.
57.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
58.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
59.
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.
60.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.