21. |
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. |
22. |
Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim |
23. |
Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others. |
24. |
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. |
25. |
Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid. |
26. |
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. |
27. |
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. |
28. |
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. |
29. |
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. |
30. |
If you love something very much, give it away. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with. |
31. |
Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business. |
32. |
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. |
33. |
I doubt, therefore I might be. |
34. |
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
35. |
When bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. |
36. |
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. |
37. |
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. |
38. |
The gene pool could use a little chlorine. |
39. |
Nothing is illegal until you get caught. |
40. |
Cole's Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing |