Witty Quotes Haven: Funny Headlines

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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
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Milk drinkers are turning to powder
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Child's death ruins couple's holiday
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Child's stool great for use in garden
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Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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NJ judge to rule on nude beach
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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
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Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
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Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
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Farmer bill dies in house
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Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
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Dealers will hear car talk at noon
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Organ festival ends in smashing climax