Witty Quotes Haven: Funny Headlines

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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
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Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
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Farmer bill dies in house
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NJ judge to rule on nude beach
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Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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Plot to kill officer had vicious side
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Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
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Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
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Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
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Squad helps dog bite victim
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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House passes gas tax onto senate
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Dealers will hear car talk at noon